Welcome to Elmlane
A Smile or Two
Veni, Vidi, Velcro: I came, I saw, I stuck around.
Penny For Your Thoughts
Be a good listener. Your ears will never get you in trouble.
Peter, Murphy and ?
After the 24th cabinet-to-chassis screw has been removed to replace the under chassis fuse, it will be observed that the line cord plug has become disengaged from the a.c. receptacle.
According to Einstein
Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity.
Youth is Wasted ...
Life should begin with age and its privileges and accumulations, and end with youth and its capacity to splendidly enjoy such advantages.
More Peter Quotes
In a hierarchy, every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence.
More Quotes
Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock.